For the record, and those readers oblivious to metaphor, I would have avoided the subject entirely if my wife did not assure me I was of average size, an opinion as comforting as it is troublesome, because I know how much research she's done first hand. From the chapter, "Small Penis Rule". Ira Wood
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  2. Don’t get me wrong. I like dogs. I love them, in fact. It’s their human counterparts I could sometimes do without.
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