For the record, and those readers oblivious to metaphor, I would have avoided the subject entirely if my wife did not assure me I was of average size, an opinion as comforting as it is troublesome, because I know how much research she's done first hand. From the chapter, "Small Penis Rule". Ira Wood
To my fellow authors heed these words with much importance, " It is redundant for a true writer to sell their soul for literary fame, since the soul is a writer's inner voice...
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Marcus G Monroe
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A meeting is a collective tacit confession of participants’ unwillingness to work.
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Pawan Mishra
Money changes people. This process is more commonly known as trading.
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Kevin Focke
Sex with a married woman ten years his senior was stress free and fulfilling, because it couldn't lead to anything
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Haruki Murakami
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For the record, and those readers oblivious to metaphor, I would have avoided the subject entirely if my wife did not assure me I was of average size, an opinion as comforting as it is troublesome, because I know how much research she's done first...
